Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men." he said "Oh ya, me too! I really like buff guys also." FML
I agree, your life sucks (49786) - you totally deserved it (7273)
On 04/06/2009 at 3:40am - love - by vela9002 (woman) - United States (California)
(0)i dont see how this is an FML
most of my friends are gay or bi
YDI
#129 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:59pm by deathmajestic
(0)129 looks around 10. with all gay friends? barely anyone comes out that early.
#137 - On 04/04/2010 at 9:15am by averageirishman
(0)Some women have no gaydar. Funny how all the hot guys seem to be either gay or douchebags
#144 - On 07/23/2010 at 4:13pm by Rock_squared
(0)Eh could've been worse, he could've been one of those weird dudes who insists on talking about the rash he gets when he sits near an attractive girl for a long period of time and then asks if you want to see.
(0)I'm with #5; how is this an FML? So you're not going to nail him. Big deal, at least you have an attractive dude to look at for a few hours, and a friendly one at that.
(0)HAHAHA!!
but I really don't see the FML here.
You didn't embarrass yourself in any way, and this is a mistake a lot of people make...how were you supposed to know he was gay? So you met a cute gay guy...FYL? That's kind of stupid. Now you don't have to worry about impressing him for the whole flight, you could just have a normal conversation.
(0)Yeah, this is no FML. Who NEEDS to sit next to a cute guy who is straight? Come on! Have a positive attitude! You got to sit next to a cute gay guy who was probably fun to talk to!
#9 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:10pm by Inspired22
(0)It wouldn't be funny if you didn't try to steer the conversation, and I'm willing to bet in doing so you completely changed the subject.
#10 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:16pm by Nakedsquirrel
(0)FML is starting to suck. That's not an FML at all--poor you, you have a nice, cute and gay boy to talk to on the plane.
#11 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:17pm by effmailyfe
(0)Notice how guys don't make FMLs about this sort of bullshit. We take "hey, maybe this cute girl really isn't that into me" as a part of life.
YDI for assuming that any guy sitting near you would give up anything to make it to first base with you.
#12 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:18pm by UrLifeDoesntSuck
(0)Thank you, #12.
So many FMLs from girls I think "REALLY?! Is your life THAT bad?" when they are in regards to guys/dating.
Womp womp, some guy wasn't in to you. You'll get over it tomorrow when the next guy doesn't look at you the right way, no matter how much you hope and wishes he does.
(0)Honestly, these FMLs whining about how a person wasn't into them are so lame. Move on to the next person that catches your eye. Not that hard.
(0)Maybe next time you can be more specific with your wish? and good FMLs are like gold nuggets now. waa waa I got a gay guy sitting next to me on the plane. I got a fat woman who decided that she wanted to take up my seat and hers while only paying for one of the seats. So her fat just decided to sneak on over the arm rest when I wasnt looking...well guess what? I WAS LOOKING but you dont see me complaining about it on here do you? nope therefore no FYL and no YDI but if something bad happens on the plane later please feel free to post.
(+1)well now not only do you get to see a hot guy. but now you get to see a hot guy thats willing to kiss another hot guy.
STOP WHINING
SUCK IT UP
AND GRAB SOME POPCORN
#130 - On 09/09/2009 at 4:04pm by deathmajestic
(0)Next time be more specific in the wishes you make and say "I wish a really cute STRAIGHT guy would sit next to me on this flight."
#23 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:36pm by lalalauryn
(0)Hahah oooh girl, tell me abt it all the hott guys seem to be gay now a days & us girls get stuck with the scumbags. Damn
#25 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:40pm by MaiLouIsLegend
(-1)#11 I disagree its an FML in the true sense a funny but unfortunate circumstances were laughing at someone elses misfortune yeah it could be worse but this isnt where you go to hear about all the wretchedness and misery of the world now is it?
#26 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:41pm by ZiggyMorrison
(0)Lame...who cares? It's not as if this guy was going to be your soulmate, or even someone you'd be likely to hook up with. You still have a cute, fun guy to talk to.
#27 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:47pm by lnm701
(0)agreed with #8 hehehe
i don't think it's that bad.
you guys could be great friends!
#28 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:47pm by woahcomments
(0)#30...she's not a homophobic. it really sucks when you meet a guy and are attracted to him only to find out he's gay.
i'm sorry for you hon, that really does suck but word to the wise...if he's overly good looking usually (not always but a good part of the time) he's either gay or a complete jerk. you're actually more lucky if you get the gay one, they at least will still be friends with you.
#32 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:58pm by asortafairtale
(0)you deserve it. If you're not going to take initiative, how do you expect life to come to you?
#35 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:15pm by letstrythis
(+1)Today I got on a plane and had to sit next to this stuck-up desperate chic. She starting coming on to me the minute I sat down and wouldn't shut up. All I wanted to do was have some peace and queit on my flight so I told her I was gay so she would leave me alone. FML.
(0)It sucks to deserve a really sweet attractive man is gay....my sister was in love with this guy for half a year before discovering he was gay...but hey, all those gay guys become the best of friends, so really, it's a trade off. =D
#37 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:22pm by whatever_777
(0)#8 and #28-- My friend met this guy a few days ago and she's been talking about him non-stop. I don't understand why. The guy's like 5'4" and must weigh less than 115. On top of that, he dresses soooo metrosexual. I like rugged men.
SOLVED
(0)So . . . you randomly told the person sitting next to you that you liked rugged men? No wonder he faked it.
#42 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:46pm by dudewithface
(0)I just find it funny how, during the conversation, she felt the need to say "I like rugged men."
.... trying to trace back the thought process here.
#46 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:12pm by dol567
(+1)Today, I took a long plane ride, and thought I was going to hate it. I actually enjoyed myself and made a friend on the flight. I didn't get to have sex with him. FML.
#47 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:22pm by go_rangers
(0)That's not an FML, that's a yay! Meeting gay guys is awesome, cause we're the best friends a girl can have... all the nice effects of hanging out with other girls, with no PMS, and we give you something nice to look at too.
And I totally agree with him, btw. Buff guys are the best.
#48 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:26pm by Dichoscillation
(0)Gay guys are awesome but if you really wanted to, have you ever heard of trying to get him to 'switch teams'? Elaine tried to do it on Seinfeld, even though she failed:( you could be the first!
#49 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:33pm by cherrybollosm04
(0)#8, I totally agree!! That's the first thing I thought when I read this...how did talking about rugged men even come up??
#53 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:40pm by LifeinLyrics
(0)Today, I was stuck on an airplane, sitting next to a chick that was so fat, ugly and sweaty that when she started flirting with me, I had to pretend to be gay. FML
(-1)I dont understand why your all hating on the poor girl shes not dumb she knows its not actually a shitty situation its an "oh just my fucking luck" kinda thing
#61 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:26pm by ZiggyMorrison
(0)Hey, this is how gay guys have it every day. Plenty of cute straight guys sit next to us all the time.
(0)hahah.. looooooooooll
Maybe you didn't know how to stimulate the sexual tension girl and used that as an excuse! OWNED! lol
Maybe you gatta read an article enlighting you about that at: tiny.cc/BHO5r
So good luck for next time ;)
#65 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:04pm by Cookie_kaioo
(0)Haha. Well, at least you had some eye candy, even if it was gay eye candy.
#70 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:26pm by darkheadlights
(0)Girls aren't gonna learn that the best guys are gay guys .. I mean let's face it .. They're sweet, kind, emotional, they help clean, they're usually good at cooking, and they don't look at other girls ! And most of them, note that I said MOST of them, are really hot. Sad world we live in huh?
#78 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:02pm by HahahaThatsFunny
(0)i don't get how that fits into the conversation. but at least you found that out before you were going out or anything..... anyways maybe you can get a friend out of it.
#79 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:36pm by amoureaux
(0)Well, you were wishing for a "really cute guy" and you got exactly what you wished for.
Next time wish for a "really cute straight guy" if that's what you want. You just have to be more specific with your wishing.
(0)You know what they say... be careful what you wish for.
#81 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:03pm by Silhouette
(0)whatever, this isn't an FML
Gay guys make better friends anyway! haha
#83 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:58pm by waffles_128
(0)Whatever. At least you didn't have to deal with 12-year-olds who are throwing things at you and trying to get you to go out with them for 6 hours like I had to last month. I would much rather talk to a cute gay guy.
(0)its ok i sat next to a suicidal stripper on the way home from florida. . . . .to seattle. . . . .nonstop flight
#88 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:00am by notyouraverage
(0)Dahhhrling - that's totally such a bitch! I just hate when other guys talk about us guys that way!
It's sooo disrespectful! ... You got a nailfile I can borrow??
(0)this is not an fml...
as #97 said he could be bi...which might be awkward? I don't know
but if he's gay, then you've got yourself a really cute gay friend :)
(0)hmmm....i hate it when u find out a cute guy is gay....so disapointing....
#99 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:58pm by collegegirl30
(+1)Today, I was the 100th commenter on an FML but I didn't win a prize. FML
#100 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:26pm by dudewithface
(0)bahahaha, not necessarily an FML.. but it made me laugh.
at the point i would of yelled: "ah. damn flamer!!"
gay guys are awesome though :D
at least you were probably entertained the whole flight:)
better than some total creeper, eh?
#103 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:54pm by hollisterhottiex
(0)All my friends who are girls say that gay guys make the best girlfriends, so HOW is this a FYL?!?! You coulda spent those hours on the getting valuable fashion and beauty advice from him, but instead all you can think is "dang, he's gay, now I can't fuck him!" And they say guys think only with their gonads...
#104 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:49pm by DeathByIrony90
(0)huh.. interesting approach.
I usually try the "my girlfriend" diversion rather than the "mmmm other dudes" diversion, but I guess either one works.
(0)should've been more specific :) but seriously that really sucks for you. hopefully, you met/meet a good looking heterosexual guy.
#108 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:53pm by Gotz_No_Love
(0)you should've been more specific :) seriously though, that sucks for you.
#109 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:48pm by Gotz_No_Love
(0)You've found a gay. They look like decent men, but they swing the other way. Causing women everywhere to lose hope in finding a decent man. lol, like those even exist.
(0)Hey! Look at the bright side. At least you made a new friend. :)
#115 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:31pm by madame_umbra
(0)when i was in fifth grade i asked for a really hot guy to be in my class.
everyday his hands were down his pants.
#119 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:54pm by provostcarly
(0)Nice wishful thinking
Next time make sure you wish for a cute STRAIGHT guy?
#120 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:19pm by blooxxkrazi
(0)How is this a FML? So you had a gay guy sit next to you. So? You got a nice trip to sunny Vegas! It's so nicee down here. Did you go to the excalaber? It's really nice in there(: maybe you could invite the gay guy to join you :D
(0)you got what you wished for though didnt you lol
#122 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:01am by Kamikaze_Kitty2
(0)wow, i guess your life is really fucked because you didn't get to fuck some random guy from the plane
#127 - On 07/24/2009 at 8:35pm by aaaaa12345
(0)this isnt a FML.
thats awesome lol
u totally couldve had a convo with him about men! how awesome would that be lol
(0)Wow...This Kinda Makes Me Mad IDK Why But It Does Maybe It Has To Do With Me And 2 Of My Friends Being Bi
#143 - On 06/10/2010 at 1:41am by I_hate_preps_
