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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29408) - you deserved it (2395)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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