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Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20194) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF

#6 - On 02/14/2010 at 6:03am by fat_snooki_lol

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I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book.
That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(

#25 - On 02/14/2010 at 8:07am by corme

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