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Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though

#3 - On 02/13/2010 at 10:17am by marie93uso

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And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed.

I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.

#11 - On 02/13/2010 at 10:22am by perdix

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