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Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25755) - you deserved it (3871)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

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