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Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
I hope you smack the shit out of him.
Get it? butt jokes...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015