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Today, I ung out wit my boyfriend 4 te frst time in two weeks !! We were cuddling on te coucen e suddenly stands up !! I tougt e was going to ug me, but ten e turned around, pinned my soulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face !! FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

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that is uncalled for. I hope you left.

#1 - On 02/10/2010 at 9:59am by AngryNinja

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I hope you smack the shit out of him.
Get it? butt jokes...

#4 - On 02/10/2010 at 10:01am by chih

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