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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12087) - you deserved it (36132)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:17pm - love - by topfisherman (man) - United States (Ohio)

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what you shouldve said was, " whoa, this isn't where I parked my car!" LMAO

#20 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:28pm by crankit

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omg....that mustve been akward...I wonder how daddy acted

#4 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:05pm by taycandy96

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