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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8735) - you deserved it (23719)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:17pm - love - by topfisherman (man) - United States (Ohio)

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