Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

#7907702
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9867) - you deserved it (30538)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:17pm - love - by topfisherman (man) - United States (Ohio)

michelle's life also sucks
Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging…

goldenshower also deserved it
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with…

Top comments

what you shouldve said was, " whoa, this isn't where I parked my car!" LMAO

#20 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:28pm by crankit

See in context

+11 | 9

Woops, say you fell on her face

#16 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:22pm by ApplePieHead

See in context

+7

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by