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Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying the ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 1:20am - love - by engagedmaybe (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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He should be marrying you because he loves you, not because of a tax cut. Dump his cheap ass.

#3 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:24am by snoosnoo

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What happened in front of his mother? The proposal or you finding out about the tax break. What difference does his mother being there make?

You didn't say "only asked me..." so I'm not sure this is an FML. If he loves you, you love him, and you want to marry each other, why should it matter if it was a tax break, tarot card, fortune cookie, or talking parrot that gave him the final push? You're getting a man who is practical and loving enough to buy you a ring that is tax break worthy.

#14 - On 02/02/2010 at 7:28am by ImaginaryFoe

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