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Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying then ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:20am - love - by engagedmaybe (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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He should be marrying you because he loves you, not because of a tax cut. Dump his cheap ass.

#3 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:24am by snoosnoo

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A tactless comment, to be sure, but one must bear in mind that the essence of the male thought process is logic and, to a lesser extent, practicality.

And you have to admit, that IS pretty practical.

#12 - On 02/02/2010 at 7:24am by Ultimate_Cynic

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