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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28786) - you deserved it (3293)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet

#3 - On 01/10/2010 at 7:09pm by dahlia14

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haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol

#7 - On 01/10/2010 at 7:11pm by tyrob911

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