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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introduced me as "the one" to his entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81344) - you deserved it (4406)

On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

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