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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introduced me as "the one" to his entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (106262) - you deserved it (7198)

On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

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Well, at least he didn't take you to HIS wedding.

#8 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:32pm by 420hiadventurer

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Jesus he's crazy... Run away!

And aside from it being uber forward/creepy, it's also a dickish move - A date takes only a little bit of your time... weddings can eat up a whole day!

#2 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:25pm by aego56

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