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Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36502) - you deserved it (6876)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:12am - love - by ItSucks (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Your boyfriend of two months and you were waiting for a first kiss? Haha.

#2 - On 01/01/2010 at 6:07am by KJRx

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... are you sure he was your boyfriend?

#10 - On 01/01/2010 at 6:54am by AeryFairy

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