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Today, it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he cried to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punched himself in the face. Then he dropped me off to spend time with his mom. FML

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Monthly anniversary? How stupid.

#3 - On 12/21/2009 at 10:00am by Kervik

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6 month anniversary? Get a life, you greedy little girl.

#10 - On 12/21/2009 at 10:09am by MeGustaComer

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