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Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23779) - you deserved it (3587)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:26pm - love - by lovesucks (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

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Even creepier because you're a guy

#4 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:39pm by bridgetoparadise

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Wow. Is he a priest?

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:37pm by pawpaw

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