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Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML


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On 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I know he's your friend but it appears he really needs professional help. Assuming that you have never discussed being a couple, it now appears that not only is he suffering from depression but he has created a whole fantasy land within his head that you are somehow going out. And that is not a good sign.

#8 - On 12/14/2009 at 3:39am by Reality_bites

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Oh wow. That's kind of intense. I'm really sorry. I hope you found a tactful way to tell him that he was mistaken... good luck.

#3 - On 12/14/2009 at 3:33am by koalasloverain

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