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Today, I finished moving cross-country and signed a 13 month lease to be closer to my on-again / off-again boyfriend of the past five years. I showed up at his place to borrow his truck just as his "local" girlfriend was leaving. FML

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never move in with your on again/ off again boyfriend! It is a disaster waiting to happen!

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 9:29am by itouchguy360

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I'm the OP. I originally moved away from him to finish my degree/get my Masters. We've been on and off because he runs private security for the government and spends the majority of his time overseas. I signed a 13 month lease because I wanted to live in a house and I have two big dogs. He was all for me moving out here.

Long story short, IMO: the situation blows, we're over and done with, and I have an awesome new house/job in Vegas.

#53 - On 12/14/2009 at 2:08am by RoadGoesOn4Ever

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