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Today, I was walking through the bar area of the restaurant I work at and fell on my ass. Customers complained to my manager that I shouldn't be drinking on the job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18530) - you deserved it (1781)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:14am - love - by Melinda (woman) - United States (California)

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first!, and that sucks!

#1 - On 12/10/2009 at 6:23am by 1goodthing

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This is catagorized in love? should be catagorized in STUPID!

#2 - On 12/10/2009 at 6:43am by untoldfame

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