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Well, I think you've learned something new about both of your friends, yes?

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To everyone who expects a three-some from this coupling.

Lesbian's don't like dick. Period. If they liked dick at all they wouldn't be a lesbian.

Dildo's aren't dicks. Because they're not attached to one. They are also easier to find and bigger and better.

Only loose girls have threesomes. Especially random threesomes. If you don't know how to have a threesome then one wouldn't suggest you try it. It takes maneuvering and multiple condoms.

They are lesbians. If the OP's ex was BI then she probably wouldn't have left him. At least not so quickly. Leaving him on the spot like that means she's quick on the draw.

Who says OP and his ex ever had sex? There is such thing as people NOT having sex.

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