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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks (22771) - you totally deserved it (2257)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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#1 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:10am by Maxine17

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Are you called Ross Geller?

#22 - On 12/04/2009 at 8:46am by mushoo

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The sad truth is us guys sold ourseleves out....

I mean why did he invent a strappon twice the size of ours...?

#38 - On 12/04/2009 at 1:08pm by The_Pleb

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LOSER!

#2 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:12am by THISISWHATIWNADO

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Well, I think you've learned something new about both of your friends, yes?

#3 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:16am by akiranozaki

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yah ...true ... good thing OP , you found out your so called gf was a les ...

#21 - On 12/04/2009 at 8:42am by LoveDemon

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she could also be bi

#23 - On 12/04/2009 at 8:58am by Pmm368

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If she was with him chances are is that she's bi ;D

#69 - On 07/13/2010 at 8:38pm by Stand_Up

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Hey number 2, if hes the loser why did i cringe at the picture of you in your profile pic?

#4 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:18am by _TheSmallThings_

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That's not an FML, that's hot!

#5 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:20am by blalien

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SeXii ;) Id ask them If I could join em' for a threesome.

#6 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:25am by Bladi_sammy

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Oh yes. I'm sure those lesbians would LOVE to have a penis in their relationship. Cause you know, lesbians just crave the dick.

#7 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:29am by xCrackerx

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It is just a warm animated dildo, fully loaded! Furthermore, they could be bi. Never lose hope that they could be bi.

#10 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:37am by nokillnobeepbeep

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Sounds to me like they are bisexuals. But whatever the case, life isn't porn. Girls who like girls don't run around wanting to have threesomes with guys, especially not their exes.

As for the OP, that really sucks.

#12 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:15am by Taija

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Well apparently the girl was with the guy before. Could be that she was fucking him, so I don't think she'd be totally opposed to having a dick on the side.

#15 - On 12/04/2009 at 6:24am by haweb

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For your information threesomes like that DO happen in the real world

#16 - On 12/04/2009 at 6:33am by Psychs7

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Of course they happen, I'm not that oblivious. But suggesting a threesome (joking or not) the moment you hear someone is lesbian/bi is simply immature.

#17 - On 12/04/2009 at 6:40am by Taija

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Oh i'm not disagreeing with that, but tbh it would'v been worth it for the look on their faces. You gotta laugh it of and get out the situation with your head up high

#18 - On 12/04/2009 at 6:58am by Psychs7

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xCrackerx,

The girlfriend was straight or bi until "Today." She liked his dick for while. We don't know whether the "female friend" is bi or a full-out lesbian. It's not unreasonable for him to see if he can insert himself into a threesome with them. The question becomes exactly which holes he will be allowed to insert himself into.

#31 - On 12/04/2009 at 10:31am by perdix

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Perdix, it's not possible for a person to change from straight to lesbian - it's not a choice or a phase. There are three possible scenarios:

A) She's been bi all along and he didn't know about this
B) She didn't realize her sexual orientation till now
C) She has always known she's lesbian/bi but until now, she's been trying to deny it and convince herself that she's into guys - it happens a lot

But whatever the case, down with the degrading threesome -comments.

#32 - On 12/04/2009 at 10:48am by Taija

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Taija,

Your three scenarios are not mutually exclusive. Also, I don't believe that there are many lesbians who pretend to have boyfriends to appease society (it used to be more common for gay men to have girlfriends for show, but that seems to be declining.)

Nevertheless, if you are supportive of someone expressing true bisexuality, there are going to have to do threesomes, one way or another. You evidently favor the TiVo time-shifted threesome where she has her lesbian and straight encounters at separate times. It's not fair to call it "degrading" when I am simply suggesting that she multi-task! ;)

#35 - On 12/04/2009 at 11:09am by perdix

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I do believe there are still plenty of gay women and men who are in straight relationships because they fear what they are or what society thinks, but since a lot of them might never tell a soul, it's not possible for us to prove it one way or another.

In any case, good to see that you're not taking this too seriously. I personally am bisexual and tend to get a bit too heated when it comes to defending the LGBT community. :P

#36 - On 12/04/2009 at 11:22am by Taija

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Taija,

I don't know what life in Finland is like, but America is slowly growing up about gay issues. Even though Texas has a bigoted redneck stereotype, we in Houston (the 4th largest city in the US) may elect an openly gay woman as mayor next week in a run-off election (she got the most votes in the general election last month and our conservative daily newspaper is endorsing her). The progress is slow, but it is going forward.

Personally, I am straight, but I like justice.

So, if you are bisexual, am I completely wrong about the time-shifted threesome?

#37 - On 12/04/2009 at 12:29pm by perdix

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Overall, Finland is more liberal about homosexuality than America. And I'm not making an assumption; I know the US quite well, since I visit it a few times a year. We allow same-sex registered partnership all over the country and have had several openly gay ministers in our parliament. And we have very little religious fundamentalism so for the most part, gays are left in peace here.

Gays are surely being more accepted each year in all western countries, but I stand my ground - I believe there are still plenty of people who hide it, especially in more religious families. I know people whose families have disowned them after they found out that person is gay, so the fear is not irrational.

And all bisexuals don't necessarily have sex with both genders, especially since there are more straight people in the world than gays/bisexuals, and therefore it's more likely to end up with someone straight.
Bisexuality doesn't mean needing to have both, it just means that when looking for someone, you look for the personality (or looks, if it's nothing serious), not the gender.

#39 - On 12/04/2009 at 1:15pm by Taija

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Life is so unfair!

#56 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:19pm by GuitarJunkie6258

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it is possible for a girl to go from straight to lesbian. that's what happened to me three years ago an I havnt looked back once.

#66 - On 03/02/2010 at 4:12am by lilemo

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haha... That really sucks! i fell pity on u...

#8 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:30am by shoieb9

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YDI it for not being smooth enough to nail them both before they left.

#9 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:31am by PeopleRSoDumb

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if you were smart u could talk them into a threesome. your ex owes you one for leaving you for your friend and your friend for stealing your chick. their both comfortable and know you it couldn't be any better.

#11 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:04am by MrPresidentBoss1

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Ydi for not hitting them up 4 a 3 way!
and also Ydi for being that much of a dud root to turn a lady of the dick!

#14 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:58am by _Paul_88

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Did you mean "off" the dick?

#19 - On 12/04/2009 at 7:35am by pendatic

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I second #11, thats probly the only way that your ever gonna get them together again. But that blows cause she probably wasnt very into it when you guys were screwing if shes lesbian lol.

#20 - On 12/04/2009 at 7:41am by Slightmisshap

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To everyone who expects a three-some from this coupling.

Lesbian's don't like dick. Period. If they liked dick at all they wouldn't be a lesbian.

Dildo's aren't dicks. Because they're not attached to one. They are also easier to find and bigger and better.

Only loose girls have threesomes. Especially random threesomes. If you don't know how to have a threesome then one wouldn't suggest you try it. It takes maneuvering and multiple condoms.

They are lesbians. If the OP's ex was BI then she probably wouldn't have left him. At least not so quickly. Leaving him on the spot like that means she's quick on the draw.

Who says OP and his ex ever had sex? There is such thing as people NOT having sex.

#24 - On 12/04/2009 at 9:00am by Lynnix

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"Only loose girls have threesomes". Fuck off on judging other people, you narrow minded lard-arse. If she has sex with a bloke and then with a woman she is bi, crap head.

#27 - On 12/04/2009 at 9:32am by pendatic

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#27 - I'd agree with everything you said...if you didn't have to throw in the fat=insult thing at the end. Now who's judgmental?

#30 - On 12/04/2009 at 10:24am by mj2123

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Agreed, muy bad.

#33 - On 12/04/2009 at 10:53am by pendatic

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#24 also had a point in that there's plenty of details we don't know here. We don't know how long OP was with his girlfriend before this happened, we don't know that they ever had sex together, and we don't know who was more serious in the relationship, although I suppose it's safe to say OP was.

I personally never knew I was bi until I fell for another girl, so I don't believe it's a conscious choice. Also, what does the "Only loose girls have threesomes" comment have to do with whether or not she's bi?

#54 - On 12/06/2009 at 4:15am by tsarikos

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As your final request ask for a threesome. She should be open minded about that if she was open minded about going the other way. Unless OP is a girl.

#25 - On 12/04/2009 at 9:12am by LemonStarship

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Being a lesbian/bi is not being "open minded about going the other way" - it's simply a sexual orientation that you're born with. And sexuality has nothing to do with how open you're about threesomes etc, that's a matter of personal preference.

#26 - On 12/04/2009 at 9:31am by Taija

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Dykes are the worst!

#28 - On 12/04/2009 at 9:33am by warrenpeace

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And yet they're still not as bad as judgmental straight assholes.

#29 - On 12/04/2009 at 9:38am by fakkumairaifu

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You mean former friends.

#34 - On 12/04/2009 at 11:04am by LOLYLIF

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You're "friend" is an asshole for stealing your girl, regardless of her gender.

#40 - On 12/04/2009 at 3:19pm by Emperor_Jim

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FYL, but only if you didn't know your gf was bi. If you did then you should have seen it coming when you introduced her to your lesbien friend!

#41 - On 12/04/2009 at 3:59pm by apparations

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You lost your chance at a threesome.

#42 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:07pm by shirvon100

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damnnnn!!!it sucks to bee you!!

#43 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:51pm by RetroKid

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dude basically same thing happened to me i dated her for a month
she told me that i was being mean to her friends and dumped me for this skater chick

#44 - On 12/04/2009 at 10:53pm by zerl502

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I'm a guy, and I am proud to admit that lesbians scare the shit out of me. If a girl dumped me for a girl I would feel like such a piece of shit. I feel for you man. LOL

#45 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:39am by Andrewl_FML

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Why the fuck would you let your bitch out of the house? & why would you introduce her to another person, unless you were adding her to your harem?

Men need women for cooking, cleaning & sex. Ok, the friend in girlfriend is meaningless. Otherwise, we'd all be gay. So therefore, women really exist just for breeding.

This equality bullshit has got to end. Anyone ever notice america went to shit once we started letting women wear pants & think they were equal to men.

#46 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:39am by COBRAMORPH

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You need to be euthanized

#48 - On 12/05/2009 at 5:28am by Woioboi

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#46 fuck you!
if you didn't have us you wouldn't exist! most women could probably kick your ass cuz we are SO not weaker than u and u needa get over yourself. equality is so not bullshit. and if you ever said that to a girl in PERSON, you'd definitely get a punch in the face. So watch yourself sexist jackass

#53 - On 12/05/2009 at 11:34pm by madsgrace

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#46 i have a feeling u r an asswhole oh wait u are! man women are better probably not stronger but smarter we are! man u r a fuckin loser!! u sexist demon!!

#64 - On 02/01/2010 at 2:00am by xxprettydisaster

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I'm sorry that really sucks and I truly feel bad for you, but lol.

#47 - On 12/05/2009 at 4:33am by Pandada89

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THREESOME! Lol JK.

#49 - On 12/05/2009 at 9:57am by ThatDuke

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okay #46 ur such a sexist little prick. go fuck your self! do actually think girls arent as good as guys? you obviously dont give a shit about your mom or sisters if you have any and you probably dont care about your girl friend. thats if you can even get one.

#50 - On 12/05/2009 at 12:04pm by GreenDay13

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I think COBRAMORPH has succeeded in his mission, which was purely to annoy people like you. Relax, he is just trying to be annoying.

#51 - On 12/05/2009 at 12:09pm by pendatic

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#50 My mother is a decent person who unlike most of the sluts in this country is still together with my father, & raised us with proper morals. Same as both my grandmothers. My sister is also a decent lady with morals, not some cheap slut who at 12 sucks cock in the classroom. We all know to wait until marriage. As for my wife, do I cheat on her? No. Do I treat her or anybody like crap? Not unless they deserve it. But I have made it quite clear to her from day one, I have plenty of freinds. I do NOT want or need any more friends. There is only one thing that I want from her, & thats the girl part. You think thats wrong? Too bad. I dont care. I work, make decent money, she can stay at home & be a housewife & someday mother.

And just to show that I am not a sexist pig, if she had my job, then I would VOLENTEER like she agreed 7 yrs ago, to be a house husband, keep it clean, & raise the kids.

#51 Sure, I may say stuff to get a rise out of people. But most every thing I say is how I feel. I exagerate for fun, but I dont feel like typing out huge essays every time some stupid wo/man acts like a slut.

#52 - On 12/05/2009 at 10:49pm by COBRAMORPH

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haha #7 made my day!

#55 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:18am by xxmadicxx

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To #24 Dude stfu we still have hope douche fag!

#57 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:21pm by GuitarJunkie6258

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LOL! You got diched for a lezbo!

#58 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:02pm by Zoomer117

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hahaha, that sucks

#59 - On 12/07/2009 at 8:08pm by Punk_Junkies

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That's horrible:( But also really funny.

#60 - On 12/09/2009 at 6:50pm by kristi_scene

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agreed- #7 is a funny comment- you can't help but know that girls are better at everything emotionally and physically when it comes to another girl

#61 - On 12/16/2009 at 5:55am by sammy22

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That's hot. And sad, also.

#62 - On 12/16/2009 at 6:58pm by fegyveres

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girl on girl... very.... um.... interesting?

#63 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:03pm by twilightluver347

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that's hot, ask if u can join lol

#65 - On 02/18/2010 at 11:18am by rbond93

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....

#67 - On 04/17/2010 at 11:11pm by Love2Laugh97

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