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Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56054) - you deserved it (9195)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:07am - love - by Anon. (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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