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Today, I had a date in my dreams. It was a pity date, with someone who is already taken. I can't even get a real date in my dreams. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29963) - you deserved it (3794)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:49am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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I hope you at least tried to get it on with her in your dreams. It's not rape if it's only in your dreams. ;)

#7 - On 11/24/2009 at 11:17am by Jimboom

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Wow! You got to live your dreams!

Most people don't get the chance to live their dreams, but you do. Hint: Try not to dream of yourself as a pathetic loser.

#14 - On 11/24/2009 at 4:18pm by perdix

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