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Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32099) - you deserved it (3119)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm - love - by TheGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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I saw this going a different direction when i was reading it...

#7 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:26pm by tukker

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ULTIMATE. WET WILLIE.

#8 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:27pm by vampirate

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