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Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33235) - you deserved it (1913)

On 11/14/2009 at 7:59am - love - by Indoraptor (man) - United States (Texas)

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story of your life huh?

#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:13am by greenltrn2003

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that's harsh. maybe you can mix it up in the play and dump her first =P

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:05am by realxmuto

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