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Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (106584) - you deserved it (5534)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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And you should have told his friend in Spanish that your boyfriend has a very small penis but you've been too busy taking Spanish classes to find someone more satisfying.

#5 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:01am by killface

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your bf is a douche.

#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:53am by cadenernest

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