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Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25212) - you deserved it (4101)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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