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Today, everyone was telling me a girl I like wanted me to ask her on a date. I approached her, and asked if it was true. She said yes, but only because she wanted to reject me in person. FML

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Hey everyone, this is the person who posted this. No I'm not a creepy stalker, I'm a normal person. Today, the girl who did this asked my best friend on a date. My best friend is pretty popular, so a lot of people manage to follow what he does. After she asked, he only pointed and laughed at her, at which the point where everyone proceeded to turn around and laugh at her as well. I feel better now.

#54 - On 11/13/2009 at 6:19pm by AFunnyUsername

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You know, every day I ask myself just how low can my own gender go....I think they've managed to reach lower than the fiery depths of hell at this point.

#1 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:08am by Luckster

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