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Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (2491)

On 11/08/2009 at 11:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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bitch, show her the backhand

#2 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:56am by DoNuTizPrOnuT

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Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.

#3 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:08am by cerebellum

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