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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45409) - you deserved it (5332)

On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States

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that sucks dude.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:46pm by Dynoblaze

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Married doesn't mean cheating. She could have been into a previous marriage, then separated from her husband without getting a formal divorce. It's much easier to do if there is no property contesting, especially in puritanic jurisdictions where you have to go to extreme length to get your marriage legally and formally cancelled. But that means that now she can't legally marry again without breaking an anti-polygamy law or getting formally divorced first.

Yes, she should have told you about this a long time ago, and sucks to be you, but (based on what I read in the FML and nothing else) she's not necessarily a cheater and your relationship may still be salvageable.

#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:58pm by yetanotherreader

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