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Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I call her to find out where she lives. She answers the phone only to hear my father yelling in the background, "stop talking to that whore." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34990) - you deserved it (4481)

On 11/07/2009 at 6:58am - love - by PISSED (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:57pm by perdix

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Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:52pm by DameGreyWulf

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