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Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I call her to find out where she lives. She answers the phone only to hear my father yelling in the background, "stop talking to that whore." FML
"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."
Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015