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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27222) - you deserved it (1569)

On 10/30/2009 at 2:25am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Funny, you don't look fluish.

#8 - On 10/30/2009 at 12:07pm by perdix

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Don't worry, I've been sick for a week as well and my boyfriend started telling me "I'm faking it". Sure, when only codeine works for my bleeding sore throat, it must be that I'm faking. I took matters into my own hands and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush. It won't make him more compassionate but I think it will keep me from slapping him.

#19 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:34pm by mangocherrypie

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