Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML

by ZPyRoGoDz / 10/30/2009 at 2:25am / United States (Illinois) / Love

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  • Don't worry, I've been sick for a week as well and my boyfriend started telling me "I'm faking it". Sure, when only codeine works for my bleeding sore throat, it must be that I'm faking. I took matters into my own hands and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush. It won't make him more compassionate but I think it will keep me from slapping him.

    #19 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:34pm by mangocherrypie

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  • Funny, you don't look fluish.

    #8 - On 10/30/2009 at 12:07pm by perdix

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