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Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6056) - you deserved it (27653)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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