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Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14681) - you deserved it (27386)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

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why the fuck would you use HIS toothbrush you asshole?! what the fuck is wrong with you, regardless if he had herpes or not...

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 8:13am by sabrina

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Use condoms. Don't use other peoples toothbrushes. Get some common sense.

#20 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:11pm by Haelous

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