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Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18098) - you deserved it (38179)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

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Use condoms. Don't use other peoples toothbrushes. Get some common sense.

#20 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:11pm by Haelous

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can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?

#10 - On 02/04/2009 at 7:20pm by OEsEben

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