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Today, it was our wedding anniversary. My husband takes me and our young son to a family-style chain restaurant. Hoping for a little romance, I ask him what he's excited about in our future, and he says how we shouldn't eat out like this anymore so we can afford to pay our income taxes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22239) - you deserved it (3354)

On 09/24/2009 at 7:50pm - love - by frenchfrypotater (woman) - United States (California)

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Unromantic, but wanting to make ends meet shows he at least cares about your well being. Guy probably has a lot on his mind and you two should have a talk about making changes to both your lifestyles so he can be at ease.

#36 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:35am by Nakedsquirrel

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Sign of the times.

#1 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:23am by Tgump

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