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Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37941) - you deserved it (3948)

On 09/23/2009 at 4:14am - love - by garrett (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.

#6 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:10am by kbaker90

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Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!

#5 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:08am by littlexlion

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