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Today, I was excited to see my ex-girlfriend. We had broken up while I was in Iraq and I wanted to try to get her back. I spent my first day back looking for a place to live while her and her new boyfriend got it on as I slept. I had chosen that apartment for us and paid for that bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37088) - you deserved it (5048)

On 09/20/2009 at 1:04am - love - by isuckatlyfe (man) - United States (Florida)

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i hate when women do this to soldiers. you knew what was expected of you and you still married/dated one and caused trouble with other guys. what bitches.

/grew up in military town, will NEVER understand this

#5 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:19am by suckmorethanme

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poorly worded

#1 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:12am by maundy

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