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Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37509) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:44pm - love - by Sadtimes - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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This isn't your fault, or the boyfriend's. Your sister is a selfish little bitch. She could have asked him if she was so impatient. By the way, if she really did want to marry him and spend the rest of her life with him, then why couldn't she wait a while longer? Obviously she didn't love him that much if she can just toss him aside like that over something stupid. He's better off without her.

#15 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:34pm by mozrox

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This is more of a fuck your sisters boyfriends life

#2 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:19pm by SusyPaloozie

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