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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did every one else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50695) - you deserved it (5077)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Aw hell, this is going to start the "YDI, get married first" comments.

#1 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:03pm by Witchcraft

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You could explain to your BF that two dark-haired people could have a blond child due to recessive genes, or just get a paternity test and make his dumb ass pay for it.

#8 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:07pm by Optimistic9

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