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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37159) - you deserved it (4365)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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