Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you totally deserved it (3825)
On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Zain thought this was funny as well. Zain predicts that people may reply to him about his cool exotic name. =P
Zain is kidding. He wants everyone to take a joke.
"You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you." "Oh yeah!. Jimmy's been watching you....you're just Jimmy's type." "Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy doesn't really know anyone." "Jimmy would like to get to know you."
OP: thanks for putting "Seriously" at the end of that statement, because if you didn't, I might not have believed you.
#77 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:10am by fosizzlemynizzlE
So you went on a date with the Rock? Was it over dinner and did he cook? If so, did you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
#107 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:07pm by evangldbrg
That's the guy who took the bread out of Jimmy's mouth!
#131 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:14pm by Darling_Cherry
lmaoo ; Ariel Likes Zains Exotic name (:
Ariels Jelouse Of Zains name D;
#181 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:49pm by iSpaceShuttle
Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is fucked.
#2 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:06am by allmidnighteyes
Serenity agrees what you guys said. Serenity favorited it too.
#82 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:27am by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
Keyaira also agrees. keyaira also thinks this FML is funny.
#94 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:30pm by DangerousBabee
Helena also agrees. She also thinks that Serenity is a lovely name. Helena is proud to be nuts :D
#112 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:50pm by HMac2006
Xaxa likes this FML
but she thinks theres nothing wrong with it
#137 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:53pm by Zombierella
yall are retared. 1 and 2... its kinda funny because it took me some time to get what the hell yall were doing,
#6 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:09am by glassisass
Alan thinks glassisass should eat a dickburger, complete with dickcheese and dicksauce.
#8 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:11am by allmidnighteyes
Alan also thought this was funny (btw, i'm the REAL alan, the other one is an impostor, and Alan challenges Alan to a duel at dawn!)
Alan accepts Alan's challenge. Although, he wonders if we at least get to hit up the saloon to get proper drunk before the duel?
#10 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:13am by allmidnighteyes
I see you like your drinks how you like your women (12 years old and mixed with coke ;D). My treat still.
Free rounds for everybody!
#13 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:17am by allmidnighteyes
Viking lover, eh?
The hat gave it all away!
I won't judge you, though.
Rachel, you're in, too!
After all, it's YOU our "guns"
are "shooting" at dawn!
#17 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:24am by allmidnighteyes
You. Apparently I don't fit in. I see you with your meat, booze and manly man comment.
The other Alan has scarred me for life though.
#19 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:28am by redbluegreen
What's so wrong with that?
I do it loads of times
Girls find it adorably endearing
#21 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:30am by 0r0ch1maru
Well, not this one. If TJ dated a chick who referred to herself in third person non-stop, TJ would assume she has a mental disability that TJ can't handle.
Alanis thinks that Alan is awesome. Girls dig guys who speak in third person because it means they are royalty. Alanis wants to know why OP did not bone Third Person Boy?
#22 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:30am by RubixMonkey
timo finds this funny you should of keep laughing so he would be the one to post the FML=))
#25 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:47am by feelingblue
All sunnyXsmile wants to know is who the 96 people are that thought she deserved this. It was a blind date, people. sunnyXsmile is confused because of that. (And I *know* it's not the same when you use a sn, but I really didn't want to use my real name, so yeah.)
#32 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:16am by sunnyXsmile
This reminds Taej of Mr T, and Taej would like to pity the fools Mr T style who are making third person jokes about this.. Oh wait Taej must now pity himself.. Thats major shame for Taej.
Ricky Henderson pick up. Pick up the phone, Ricky! Ricky, pick up the phone!
It's me, you!
#40 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:40am by jthm_guitarist
Brandon if bored. Brandon says text me. he wants a blind date. 949-9983. (925) yah. he's really bored.
Versy thinks that people here can be spectaucularily dumb.
Versy also thinks she is dumb as she can't spell spectaucularily.
Speak ya'r mind! (In 3rd person only.)
Brina thinks that the OP is stupid for going on a blind date instead of finding someone theirself. She also thinks that you shouldn't complain about people speaking in third person. She says it's like people complaining about people talking about "me, me, me!" all the time, third person makes it more interesting.
Brina goes to get more sugarpuffs even though it's 1:40pm.
Nikkie enjoys talking in the third-person. She also read the conversations above this post and found them very entertaining. Nikkie wonders why this is an FML, because she would personally think this was cute. She even does it sometimes herself.
This troper thinks that using the third person outside of a profile page or TVtropes sounds weird as hell.
...damn. Wrong website.
#52 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:58am by memory_loss
Heather thinks that your blind date was trying to be cute. And Heather wonders how this could be an FML. She thinks that you could be annoyed with it, so that's probably the reason. And Heather thinks she's annoyed with everything!
#54 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:24am by blahblahblah43
Satan thinks that OP is crazy and should know this is no FML whilst eating an apple and whacking off to some lesbians eating each other up.
#55 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:26am by 666HailSatan666
Emily talks in third person with her cousin Lara all the time Emily thinks it's fun #2 is that you Zain??
#56 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:36am by pleasedonttellme
ally thinks this is funny. LMFAO wow that must of been entertaining ur on a blind date with a retard muahahaha :p
--drew roy <3--
#58 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:53am by StrawberryPiez_
Cami thought this was amusing. Cami has favourited it, but wonders why you didn't freak out this date by talking as though you had more than one person in your head.
john is commenting on this fml just because john gets to talk in 3rd person.
#84 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:31am by TattooedToDeath
Today I went on a blind date with this really pretty girl. Trying to be funny I talked myself through the whole thing in third person. Her reaction...posting it on FML.com.FML
One of my many mottoes: Never trust anyone who speaks of themselves in the third person, unless they are doing it for ironic effect and you know them very well.
Brett likes all of the third-person comments. Self-narration is awesome.
#91 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:10pm by TheLetterZero
elle thought it was cute.. it's fun talking in 3rd person..
#93 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:24pm by spaghetti_road
Bee finds that Funny.
Bee Laughed.
But Bee also thinks it's sorta cute
XD
#95 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:33pm by WakingTheFallen
Zoe thinks this is cool. Zoe has a friend who says she thinks about herself in the third person. This came up in conversation when Zoe was telling her friend that she often imagines conversations with people in her head. Zoe wonders who is more crazy.
Emily often imagines conversations in her head as well, and she says she thinks it's pretty normal.
#110 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:23pm by ichwillkeinengel
Phil McCrevice thought this was hilarious. Phil McCrevice approves.
#100 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:23pm by Triumvirate
Chrissy says that must have been a very interesting date. :)
Chrissy also says, LOL.
xD
#105 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:37pm by x_Leopard_x
Emily thinks that really sucks. Emily says she knows some people who do that and it's really fucking annoying. Emily recommends kicking his ass.
#109 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:22pm by ichwillkeinengel
Wow, I'm now on a first-name basis with about a hundred new people. This day has been productive. Thank you, OP.
#114 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:10pm by Intoxicunt
Sorry, "us" includes yourself with the FML readership, breaking the rules of third person. The correct way would be "plexico and everyone on FML" or something similar.
#136 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:32pm by TheLetterZero
You're included in "us", otherwise it would be "they".
#136 is right, as am I.
NICE TRY. :)
plex is going to do what to my ass? Did I agree to this?
#149 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:50am by Intoxicunt
Methinks your blind date was trollin'
Investigate. He might be hilarious.
#125 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:13pm by DameGreyWulf
Jen thinks this FML is funny!! Jen just added this to her favorites!
#126 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:19pm by XxWATERMELONxX
YDI for not using a better dating service. personally I think it's cool talking in the 3rd person. do it my self once in awhile
#129 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:05pm by fatehatesme09
who was the third person ? i dont get it. i might be stoned.
#134 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:19pm by ladiesman14
hahaha, I'm willing to bet this guy was a fan if Sienfield ;)
#140 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:33pm by xXlolololXx
LOL it's Jimmy from Seinfeld. A CLASSIC.
OP that really sucks. Just don't call him. Or tell him your not interested, but don't be rude either.
So did he hook you up on this blind date with himself?
#143 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:46pm by JohnyJackhammer
Lolz at #6 + 8 lolz
AND #144 just looked up and read that... fuck that's funny.... I tried doing that a few years ago. without success. maybe I should try that tomorrow at school?....
no wait - wednesday. in social studies
no wait again I can't cuz we rarely ever GET a chance to talk.
if ever.
well, I'ma try it at school anyway lolz
funny....
#146 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:29am by xXBlackHorse666X
Billy wants to fuck you hard in the ass.
Thank god my name is Steven...
#147 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:34am by britneylover
Neinna laughs, she loves third person. She thinks this is a win.
#157 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:48pm by OhgodNeinna
Was he a rapper? Because rappers are always talking about themselves in the third person..
#163 - On 09/15/2009 at 9:59pm by moonlight_daze
Such is the risk you take when you agree to go on a blind date.
And in the words of Doctor Becker: "The problem with going on blind dates is that your date is always the type of person who goes on blind dates."
Just to clarify, I have nothing against blind dates, but IF you do go on one, you should do so with the anticipation of getting someone who's annoying, awkward, rude, or just plain not your type. It's the risk you take, so YDI. Not because you did anything wrong, but because you chose to take the risk. It just didn't pay off.
That is so funny. I totally hate when people talk in third person. I feel your pain .That guy must have been a dweeb.
Peggy lols at this fml. peggy also lols at evrybody speaking in the third person. as well as the dueling alans... hahaha
#171 - On 09/17/2009 at 12:16pm by cheerdiva800
Are you going out with him again? Cause if not.... Kasey wants his number. He sounds fun.
#175 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:17pm by kylxyisbomb
Jessika agrees with that, you're life is f*cked up if you stay with him. Jessika favored this FML XD
#179 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:40am by jessikatattoo
i thought no talked about themselves in third person like Gaston!!!!
#180 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:58pm by moon_mistress
haha i wish i knew people like that...jeez ur a little bitch aren't you. what the hell is wrong with that. Everyone has strange things about them. I am sure if the whole world referedd to themselves in third person than you would love him. And seriously... this isn't an FML. "OMG you guys! she had to went out with that wierdo". Get a life.
alyssa loves this FML and Adam (first Adam) is sexy (:
#186 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:23pm by roflmaolol123
I lmaod as I read the fml and comments. I would have started cracking up as soon as the guy started talking
#184 - On 12/17/2009 at 9:36pm by blackrose01
