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Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one he responded with, "that's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by m - United States

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No offence...but it sounds like you married a dumbshit. What kind of man discusses a relationship he's had with another woman to the woman he's supposed to be devoted to?

#3 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:18pm by Reyo

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wow that blows, and she probably did too!

#2 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:17pm by mich23

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