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Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23339) - you deserved it (2602)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

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u want to fuck squirrels?

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 3:21pm by wtfman

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Once, a few weeks after a rather difficult breakup and without a new relationship, I saw to squirrels getting frisky and I yelled at them "Get a room" out of spite.

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 1:34am by David

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