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Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28726) - you deserved it (3480)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

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u want to fuck squirrels?

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 3:21pm by wtfman

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He said "engaging in mating rituals" because it really sounds better than"two squirrels fucking:". And nothing is wrong with his'big words', there actual words that real people use and stupid people hate people who know these words because it makes them feel insecure. I'm sorry dude, a smart guy like you should be able to find a girl soon except for the fact they all want an idiot like #28

#31 - On 08/26/2011 at 2:21pm by k99

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