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Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?
Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8.
On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 28 January 2015