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Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33412) - you deserved it (5232)

On 09/06/2009 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

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