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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46075) - you deserved it (5476)

On 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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