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Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (1554)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Chakkamofo - United States (Oregon)

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Really? Thats a problem? The only people I know who care about shit like that are 12 year old girls. Grow a pair.

#6 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:31pm by billybob12345

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@darkhelmet: You are wise. I owe you a beer.

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 4:28pm by Chakkamofo

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