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Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Chakkamofo - United States (Oregon)

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Really? Thats a problem? The only people I know who care about shit like that are 12 year old girls. Grow a pair.

#6 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:31pm by billybob12345

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I once gave my dad a card saying "Happy 36th Birthday" and he was turning 34. That was only because my mom has a bad memory though and told me he was older than he actually was. Sometimes my mom even has to ask me how old she is.

#5 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:00am by toomuchcoffee

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