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Today, while at an amusement park my husband left me to walk with all of our friends because he said that I moved too slow. I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43445) - you deserved it (4092)

On 08/26/2009 at 1:08pm - love - by lilbit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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