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Today, I was supposed to be picked up by my date. I haven't got my license yet, so all my dates have to pick me up. He never showed. He also didn't bother to text or call that he wasn't coming. Neither did the five other dates I was supposed to have this summer. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 2:52pm - love - by sabbydutchgirl (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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im so sorry you had to go through that :(

#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 5:03pm by futbolislife

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First of all, I am 19. I don't have my license because I have nobody at home who will take me driving. My dad works 3 jobs and my mom doesn't want me to leave and move out. Secondly, my 6 dates are between 2 guys.
For the first guy, we'd set a date, he wouldn't show, and then we'd chat and THEN he'd give me some excuse. After 2 missed dates I let 2 months go by and we'd try again. For the second guy, he had legit excuses for missing and understandably explained them to me later. He at least apologized for missing.

But still, 6 dates planned this summer and not one of them happened and I was completely in the dark when it came time for them to show up. I take full blame for allowing myself to think that maybe they'd show next time. When trapped at home, any chance to get out is reason for hope, even if its with a jerk.

I'm also sorry to disappoint some of you, but I'm neither a HO nor a SLUT. I'm just a very foolish, lonely person.

#94 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:38pm by sabbydutchgirl

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