By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 607
You deserved it 4 449

Same thing different taste

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lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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Fllyleaf 0

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dramakat11 0

When you say "that's so gay", do you realize what you say? Cut it out!

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kyle_kbo20 0

i thought when sombody called something gay it was a comploment.

damn. i know how you feel though. My girlfriend dumped me 2 weeks ago after dating for 2 years because "God had other plans for her." ******* bullshit.

One of my ex-gf's was like that. She constantly took personality and dating tests, and believed them 100% no matter what. Those girls are trouble, be glad she left you, but FYL for wasting 4 years :

How can you possibly tolerate a relationship with someone so stupid anyway. I don't get that, you honestly could date someone who believed in ANY sort of texting business service, for four years, without wanting to kill yourself?

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you sound like the damn commercial(s) #5/#17 people are going to say whatever they want and you can't stop it oh yeah that's so gay

This is an awesome site you can post your secrets or fears, all right here!: http://trynot2click-this.yolasite.com/

DoomJeff91 2

You're so Chinese actually sounds legit. But more like a stereotype/compliment. Like... "Wow! You fixed my computer last night? You're so Chinese!"

hockeyfml555 0
Mirequetz 6

FYL? No. Be glad to be rid of that nitwit!

Sure you can say whatever you god damn please. It just makes you sound like an idiot, and an immature one at that. Its like you can't think anything else, so you call somebody gay. And what if they are actually gay? Kind shoots down your insult, doesn't it? It's like "HEY! You're gay!" "Yep" "..oh...*eh hem*...I'm just gonna....go over here....now....cause I have nothing else to say..."

#17 is not so Chinese, you're not smart enough and stop trying to sound like it

bexox 0

#75 - nitwit? I am not just a nitwit! Why can't I fit in? hahahaha! I wonder if anyone will get the reference!

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I did. Christmas in August.

stfu dramakat, i'm gay and I CALL things gay. It's developed a completely seperate meaning. It's like haveing two meanins for one word now.

redblueviolet 0

It's an insult because being gay is an illness? In that case, you're SO the common cold. Edit: meant to be a reply to baby_love or whatever his/her name was.

Maybe because gay is not normal and wrong #17.

Oh can it, even gay people don't mind whne the word is used negatively anymore. You're the one who should cut it out. Quit making a big deal of nothing.

Gay means HAPPY. He didn't say, "That's so homosexual".

fluffyhead0098 0

I'm gay and I say, "that's so gay," all the time. Who even gives a shit?

farsidee 0

^this and lay of the pills dramakat

Christ calm down! @OP: She doesn't deserve you. she's a fuckpot don't worry

what a dumb bitch, **** her life and she deserves to be " raped by a gang of niggers" << no offense

Misschief 2

#5 its knock it off, not cut it out. I love how i've seen that ad so much to know that. OP fyl x100 but better yall break up now before you marry that dumb bitch

No, it is not offensive. 90% of the people I know have used the term "retard" to describe something or someone stupid , but not to make fun of the mentally handicapped. So get your head out of your a** and realize that the English language is flexible and has many different slag definitions and uses.

fckinbowdown 0

Dude be happy it's over. you don't want to be in a relationship with someone so stupid thy they listen to a ******* fortune teller through texting. trust me, you're WAY better off without her.

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

Either she isnt the gullible one, but the OP is..... Or the OP is poking the shallow end of the gene pool.

did she get the number from e4? i'm sure it's meant to be a joke... the people in that ad got married and she dumped him due to a "2% compatability rating". tbh, you're better off without someone that dumb. they charge £4/month for that service as well. i'm suprised that it's legal.

And you really wanna be with someone who takes relationship advice from a stupid text service? I WORK for one of those stupid text services, and I only give the opposite answers of what they're clearly looking for. Because it's hilarious and if they're dumb enough to follow them, I'm doing someone somewhere a favor.

i can't believe someone would work for a company that's so immoral and then laugh about breaking up relationships. your company preys on stupid people and charges a fortune to give a fake message, of which they actually believe to be true. i agree that people shouldn't be so dumb, but the company you work for is as bad if not worse, and the money you make is dirty. you could be encouraging women to stay with men who beat them up just because of a high rating, or to break up with someone perfect because of a low rating. they shouldn't believe it but the company shouldn't offer such a service either.

hothotheat_ 13

You're a horrible person for that, but I can't lie, I'd do the same thing. XD

They're doing a service by breaking up relationships with reaaaaaalllly stupid people in that crap.

#20 Those aren't meant to be taken seriously, or if they are then I hope they all say "incompatible" so hopefully none of them ever get a relationship and thus don't get laid and have their genes die.

i know, but if you don't take them seriously then you're spending £4/month on one fake message when there are people starving in the world. either way, it's immoral.

Anybody who believes that shit has what's coming for them. Social Darwinism in action.

ihatestupidppl 0

@untalented1: Are you serious? Like, please, for the sake of my belief in humanity, tell me you're joking. "you could be encouraging women to stay with men who beat them up just because of a high rating" OK...if someone is in an abusive relationship, I would REALLY hope that they would be busier trying to get help or SOMETHING other than texting a random company to see if their abuser is "compatible" with them. Hint: if he/she is hitting you, you're not compatible, no matter what your phone tells you. "i know, but if you don't take them seriously then you're spending £4/month on one fake message when there are people starving in the world." No one is holding a gun to people's heads making them text these companies. If they wanna pay £4/month on texts instead of donating it to starving people, thats THEIR fault, NOT the companies'. The COMPANIES are not at fault here, the MORONS doing the texting, like OP's girlfriend, are. "your company preys on stupid people" Exactly. As someone else said, its social Darwinism. If you are stupid enough to sign up, you DESERVE to be preyed on, not pitied for being an idiot.

#45: How will it be coming for them if they have it. The phrase is "has it coming for them." What you said makes no sense whatsoever.

@ihatestupidpeople to prey on people, whether they're stupid or not, is immoral. if society can't see that then we're doomed. to be stupid can be fine; you can live a prosperous life with the person you love and have enough money to live. it's not a problem. it becomes a problem when people try to sell you something you don't need which will ruin your life and take a lot of money away from people. it's the problem that has been caused by vultures, not a problem that should need to be overcome otherwise. it's robbery imo. you need to take a step back and look at what you're saying. you're distorting an argument for the sake of justifying something wrong.

ihatestupidppl 0

"it becomes a problem when people try to sell you something you don't need which will ruin your life and take a lot of money away from people." I stick by what I said before, NO ONE is forcing them to use the service. Have you watched commercials lately? MOST of the stuff being sold is stuff people don't need. People are allowed to sell whatever they want (within the confines of the law, and there's nothing illegal about the texting services). Other people need to have the common sense to decide "hey, I don't need that so I'm not gonna buy it" or "I don't need that, but I can afford it, so lets do it". Robbery implied money being taken, not someone making a conscious decision to fork it over. You are talking about stupid people, not mentally handicapped, and stupid people have the ability to make decisions for themselves. Them making the wrong ones is no reason for humanity to rally behind them and protect them from the big, bad, evil, meanie businesses.

damnrosi 0

@ untalented one: yeah, you have a valid point saying that it is immoral to trick people that are guilable and stupid, and obviously cannot think for themselves. But all the same, it is a fundamental part of our social and economic way of life! what is fashion, television shows, advertisments (and yes, even advertisments to aid people in third world countries), other than manipulation aimed at a particular audience that will happily buy into it? its essential for our way of life. Im not saying that your wrong. because yeah, it is immoral to pray on the stupid, but its also a key part of our social lives.

lunytunes88 0

No. Dumb people deserve to have awful things happen to them.

dramakat11 0

That is unbelievably stupid. Anyway, it was probably just a dumb excuse for her to break up with you. People usually only dump someone after that long if they really really want to; it's very hard to let go even if you know it's not right.

4 years of happy dating is explained by her being a complete idiot. Which also explains the ending.