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Today, I was on a date with a guy, we were sitting in a restaurant having a fairly good conversation, when I had to go to the washroom. I left the table and when I came back, he was gone. Along with my wallet and car keys. FML


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On 08/19/2009 at 3:44pm - love - by LifeFucksUsAll (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Uhhh, I never would have left my purse and keys.

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:11pm by VanillaTwilight

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YDI for leaving your wallet and keys with him.
you set yourself up for disaster.

#2 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:16pm by doodlebug93

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