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Man or woman?

Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46673) - you deserved it (3642)

On 08/19/2009 at 5:08am - love - by catguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

#2 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:09am by freaky922

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This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

#3 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:09am by tehukiso

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