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Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17544) - you deserved it (2774)

On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

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You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:47pm by cndrow

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well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

#6 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:14pm by pspnick

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