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Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15229) - you deserved it (2068)

On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

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