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Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (15504)

On 08/15/2009 at 2:13am - love - by Squashed (woman) - United States

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