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Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 2:13am - love - by Squashed (woman) - United States

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I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

#8 - On 08/15/2009 at 10:09am by NGM_47

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why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know?
YDI.

#17 - On 08/15/2009 at 10:27am by unfortunate_13

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