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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55586) - you deserved it (8161)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - love - by ish (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

#7 - On 08/14/2009 at 6:19am by redbluegreen

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You said "no" hopefully? Guys are evil just so you know, but women made us this way.

#1 - On 08/14/2009 at 6:12am by 24788

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