Today, I read an incoming message in my wifes phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35900) - you totally deserved it (3583)
On 08/13/2009 at 5:49pm - love - by rick (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Exactly, Ive accidentally been on the receiving end of messages meant for my friend's partners before due to having names next to each other in their contact list.
Also it could be a joke, Ive sent messages like that to girlfriends before just messing around. So, talk to your wife before you jump to conclusions.
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How is this an FML? It's cute because they're both women.
I just want everyone to know that I think the member AndelleRae is a horrifyingly ugly demon, and we should MAN TEH HARPOONZ!! immediately please and thank you.
#73 - On 08/13/2009 at 8:43pm by DuhthatsObvious
73. you're a sad, insignificant waste of human life. I'm sure you know that because of the shit you spew and where it comes from, but how sad to display your insecurities so shamelessly to the rest of the world. Get well soon. Assface.
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dick => ass = FUN!!
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cockinbutt
oh and lol, OP
Humorizer (60) it's an FML because his wife appears to be cheating on him with a woman. Also just because it's 2 women having an affair doesn't mean it's cute. it's still cheating. This is FML worthy.
#94 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:15pm by AngelRaven89
@35 agree completely, check the sent items. if youre gonna be an ass and check incoming messages you might as well go the rest of the way.
however if you do find something you didnt want to know, i suggest (whether you plan to stay with her or not) demand a 3some or the marriage is over. worse case scenario, you end up single without a 3way and youre in the same position youd likely be in in 12 months anyway. best case scenario, you get the 3some and break it off with the cheating bitch. unless youre not into that, then i guess we can probably work out why you found the messages...
#164 - On 08/14/2009 at 3:16am by organisedchaos
or maybe, JUST MAYBE, he wasnt going through her phone. seeing as how theyre married and whats his is hers and whats hers is his, he may have been using her phone when she got the text.
#175 - On 08/14/2009 at 8:25am by Plumppotato
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Win.
#37 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:23pm by lollerskater
EXACTLY!!! What's the problem??? You win, FML it's your wife and not mine!
#139 - On 08/14/2009 at 12:57am by AUT_student
Maybe it was the wrong number? Or maybe she doesn't mean anything by hands, and by mouth she meant talking? Honestly, don't jump to conclusions..
Text: I miss fucking you in the back of the office and dancing naked with fifteen other women.
OP: Honey there is this text...
Wife: Oh its a joke...
OP: Okay
Yeah hopefully OP isnt that stupid
#161 - On 08/14/2009 at 3:12am by LaceyPatrickson
Actually I bet it was a joke. My best mate's father's friends wife (wow that was a mouthful) sent it to a friend of hers and she had a husband last christmas.
#174 - On 08/14/2009 at 8:21am by Alexgoesfml
Relax. If you read my texts to my girlfriends, you'd think that not only was I a lesbian, that I was also married to one girl, engaged to three more, and dating many others. And that I had children with one or two of them. It's just casual teasing to combat homophobia.
#9 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:03pm by NaturallyUnlucky
Given the OPs response and the fact he's married to the woman, it would be fairly safe to that's not her usual behaviour and your fascinating anecdote is irrelevant.
#16 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:07pm by Twinklestar
Oh, it burns.
So it's more likely that she's a secret lesbian/bi and he never knew a thing about it? Hmm. I guess that MUST be the case, since he knows absolutely everything about his wife and how she always interacts with every single one of her friends.
#136 - On 08/14/2009 at 12:51am by NaturallyUnlucky
He reads his wife's text messages so yes, obviously he does have an idea of how she usually talks to her friends(ie. not like a 13 yr old retard who thinks acting bi-sexual is cool and shows how totally open minded you are)
#195 - On 08/14/2009 at 4:24pm by Twinklestar
Thank you; you've just proved how adept you are at jumping to conclusions, both in the OP's case and mine. I'm glad that you find unsubstantiated ad hominem attacks so very satisfying, but seeing as you're cheerfully making blanket statements completely outside of the evidence available to you, and since I have absolutely no interest in speaking to a figurative brick wall who seems to get great thrills out of antagonizing strangers on the internet, I must label you a sad internet instigator and move on.
#197 - On 08/14/2009 at 4:52pm by NaturallyUnlucky
Yes I'm jumping to conclusions in saying the guy probably knows how his wife talks with her friends... It's a huge leap of imagination. And I don't know where I would've gotten the idea that he reads her texts. What was I thinking... It's clearly "outside of the evidence available to me", unlike the reference the the hilarious claims with your friends you described.
Please forgive my "ad hominem attacks" on your fascinating and zany exchanges with your high school girl friends. I see now why it is entirely relevant to the OPs FML about his marriage, to a woman he really probably doesn't know anywhere near as well as you know your crazy and original thinking high school buddies, and how yes, that's probably exactly what happened.
#198 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:07pm by Twinklestar
*ahem* On behalf of the entire universe (excluding yourself)...NO ONE CARES! Thank you and have a nice day.
douche
OP: Maybe you should get on that, literally and figuratively... think about it.
#34 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:17pm by ananamoose
y is a 3 some all you pigs can think about, any sensible guy would be upset if his wife cheated on him. even if it was with a woman.
#17 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:08pm by hotpockets92
thank you! It's sickening really. any time guys hear anything where a male and 2 females are involved they all holler 3-some. No wonder there are so many sdt's going around. pigs!
#63 way to be sexist saying that men are pigs and the cause of all the sdt's (sic) going around. when i think of a man and two women i think of 2 of my friends and i hanging out. you people are the reason so many men oppose feminism.
well you have to think of it this way. think about the majority of your guy friends. if you mention a "hot" chick. what is [majorily] the first thing they think about?
i'll give you a hint, it's not anything clean
so therefore, most guys ARE complete jerks about those things.
#110 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:58pm by niki13
#110 actually most guys get pissed off at people who think of nothing but sex, assumptions aren't facts
Hey, guess what? If you mention something about a "hot" guy around a group of girls, chances are at least 2/3 of them aren't thinking about what they're going to cook for dinner.
i agree, stop going through her shit! however, if he asked to use it and the message happened to come through and hes a moron who cant use a phone correctly and read it by accident then its ok. so either admit youre a victim of circumstance and your own stupidity or admit to being a prick for going through other peoples shit!
#158 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:58am by organisedchaos
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You are one lucky dude, unless your wife's co worker is like fat and bitchy.
I hope it was a wrong number, or she was fucking around, or they were together before you were with her. It sucks having your wife cheat on you, and when it's a woman people are idiots.
dude! wtc! I just moderated one and it had at least one more sentence to it! Do the admins edit posts?
#26 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:12pm by blondeatheartoh9
Don't worry, she's probably just having an affair with her coworker's husband.
#29 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:13pm by crankyolecoot
FYL. Also, I'm surprised there's no trolling on here yet.
#33 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:16pm by GeometricAngle
From the sound of that text - if you don't take it as a joke - the woman that sent it might be down for a threesome! Provided you and your wife talk it over first. [;
#38 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:24pm by made_of_fail
Why is it that when there's a FML about a man cheating on a woman, everyone says "dump him," but when it's a woman cheating on a man, everyone goes, "OMG THREESOME!"
Because straight men are schauvinistic turds who only care about getting laid :]
Pft, it doesn't matter at ALL that his wife that he loves a lot is cheating on him, oh God forbid, let's all have an ORGY! :D -sarcasam-.
#55 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:57pm by spongebobrocks
@#55
Yeah stereotypes are so awesome, aren't they? And how did you post that, did your husband/father let you bring his computer into the kitchen?
what the? i think they deleted my post
anyways:
i think your wife just changed the name of her male lover to a female name so you wont get conspicious
I think you mean suspicious, but sure, I guess it's possible that she's disguising the number.
#52 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:44pm by FrankieTheNimrod
but she is still cheating... what difference does the gender make?
#59 - On 08/13/2009 at 8:05pm by AP13_13
Yeah but we're trying to make him think positive again :)
#43 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:29pm by Nonamerequired
When she goes to kiss you, see if her breath smells like fish. If so, you'll have your answer!
#44 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:31pm by Bloodknight
Unless you know her coworker's # for sure, it could be a guy and she's covering it up by putting the woman's name
#49 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:35pm by itzcool4me
ydi for reading her phone. you obviously don't trust her enough to be married
#51 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:43pm by Nightfallz
Don't jump to conclusions about trust issues between a couple when they could just be comfortable enough to trust each other to read their txt messages. I know that if my fiancée got a text message as I walked past his phone I'd pick it up and read it to him, and he'd do the same for me.
Lets just hope it was sent to the wrong number.
Why do I not care? Wow, she's cheating on you. It's probably karma. Did you run over any hobos?
#53 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:48pm by caancoha
YDI for looking at her cellphone. Don't mess with other people's stuff.
#54 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:56pm by cheeseburgerplz
Maybe he was using her Iphone to look up a map while she was driving and the text popped up?
#98 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:26pm by Fernmelder
i thought guys would usually want something like this... guess i thought wrong.
#56 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:59pm by razorgenius67
first of all, that is beyond repulsive. . . second of all just weird. . . third (and i hope correct) the text message was sent to the wrong person. i mean i get texts from my friend bubba all the time asking me if i would like to go to the gym with him, although they are meant for his guy friend peyton so our names are next to each others in his telephone.
#58 - On 08/13/2009 at 8:03pm by Paige_Nicole10
You need to get in on the action. Tell your wife she's only allowed to touch her friend if you are hiding in the closet with the door cracked just enough to see...
#66 - On 08/13/2009 at 8:29pm by SirAwesome
I'm laughing at all the people saying "Why were you checking her messages?" or "You deserve it for checking your wife's private messages!". Don't be stupid. They are M-A-R-R-I-E-D. AKA supposed to be loyal partners for life. Why should it matter??? Obviously he was justified in checking if he found something like this.
I'm at a loss as to why nobody is commenting on the almost (forgive me if I'm wrong) obvious fact that this number in his wifes phone has been saved as this female co-workers number when it so clearly the number of the man she is having an affair with?
Is that not what cheaters do?
Again, forgive me if I'm wrong, and I probably am, but I'm surprised this hasn't been a running theme in these comments!
An easy way for him to find out for sure would be to call the number in his wife's phone and see if a man or women answers. Isn't a fullproof plan but it is a start.
#102 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:43pm by DarkestSonata
awww sorry to hear that, hopefully its now what you think, or maybe a wrong number, with the address book on my phone i sometimes get confused
#77 - On 08/13/2009 at 8:58pm by DevineLegacy
I agree with earlier comments - it might just have been a mistake. Just wait and see what happens, if anything.
Maybe she meant she gave good massages and good inspirational speeches??
Always look on the bright side.
Or, what nobody thinks, she saved her lover's number under her co-worker's name, so you think it's her co-worker. I know people do this. so she is not a lesbian at all, just a regular cheating bitch.
My god, how many people are gonna say "Why were you checking her texts??????" Jesus. Are you trying to suggest that this guy is a controlling, abusive husband? Because he checked a text message on his wife's phone? It's none of your business what their relationship is like. Maybe she has no problem with it typically. And if she does, she'll let him in on the secret. They are, you know, married.
#103 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:45pm by ieatglue44
and maybe it was one of those things where she was busy, heard her phone ring, and was like "will you get that please?"
if so, then he was just doing the gentleman thing and doing what she asked.
#112 - On 08/13/2009 at 11:01pm by niki13
Suck to be you, man.
You should probably check on that.
#105 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:54pm by DameGreyWulf
Take advantage. Demand a threesome for the sake of your marriage.
Besides it might spice up your love life enough for your wife to stay with you, she obviously isnt boning other GUYS
#106 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:55pm by Brooklynxman
i think this sounds incredibly delightful. can anybody say threesome?
#109 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:57pm by rachelbrown
You people make me sick. It would seem his wife is cheating on him and that is fucked up. Any asshole who finds out his wife is cheating and instead of feeling hurt and betrayed is only excited by the possibility of a threesome obviously cares very little about his relationship. Pigs.
#116 - On 08/13/2009 at 11:16pm by dramakat11
Please stop calling these people pigs. Pigs are sweet, delicious and chronically maligned (they're actually quite clean when they aren't kept in tiny cages with nowhere to shit but on themselves).
^ You win. You just gave me flashbacks to Babe... always a good thing.
#171 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:11am by NaturallyUnlucky
Maybe OP's wife has the name of the coworker under the number of a guy so you wouldn't suspect anything but obviously that didn't work :p FYL if it is a guy
#117 - On 08/13/2009 at 11:26pm by theycallmenell
it is really annoying that when an FML turns up with a guy cheating on a girl with another guy, everybody's all "dump the dude!!!!!" and when it's a girl cheating on a guy with another girl, it's "can anyone say 3 way?" it's really stupid. it doesn't matter what gender the person is that the significant other is cheating with, it's cheating nonetheless. apparently, girls aren't allowed to have as much fun sexually as guys are. i hate double standards.
to the OP: whether the lover is a guy or a girl, FYL. your wife who you love is cheating on you and that hurts.
#118 - On 08/13/2009 at 11:28pm by LeCielNousAide
Have all the fun you want. Just do it with other chicks and one guy.
See? It's the guys that have less fun.
#155 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:09am by I_am_stupid_also
Well, still better than that coming from a male co-worker.
#123 - On 08/13/2009 at 11:52pm by Klabauterpete
I think you should talk to your wife about this. You could really use this situation to your advantage if you wanted to. If not then divorce her if she is cheating. It could all just be one big misunderstanding if she got the names mixed up in her phone book, which I highly doubt. But I think a lot of males would enjoy seeing their wife in on g/g action.
#125 - On 08/14/2009 at 12:08am by NobodyUKnow
Maybe it was the wrong number but if it wasn't, call in for a threesome
#127 - On 08/14/2009 at 12:16am by Shyman4ever
Well; it should be like joking?
Like friends are like that sometimes you know? the joke around. it could have been an insider between them. and she texted it as a joke.
how are you guys?
like if you have a really close relationship and all i don't think she was cheating.
who knows?
question her about it, mhm i'm not sure.
#129 - On 08/14/2009 at 12:20am by WeScreamFailure
yeah like #1 said dont jump to conclusions what if it was a mistake? :p;
#132 - On 08/14/2009 at 12:40am by inspireme48
I think you mean bagels and LOX!! No really just the lox
#182 - On 08/14/2009 at 11:15am by donkey_hang_down
Yeah i noticed that too. I like the doughnut hole reference... That was hilarious. You in TX? Im in Dallas
#184 - On 08/14/2009 at 11:59am by donkey_hang_down
That is greatness. I just got back from the H town this morning. Fucking work travels are the worst. I want to take a dump in my seat on the plane before i get off next time. Leave them a present
#212 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:53pm by donkey_hang_down
Maybe the co-worker texted it to the wrong number. Its possible...
#141 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:08am by ImAKlutz15
hahaha, i love how everyone thinks this is a good thing.
#147 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:43am by good_life35
...you sure that she's not bi?...I mean it doesn't mean she's a lesbian automatically and don't be surprised with all the comments...what do you expect from the internet.
maybe she had the guy in her phone with a female name, so you wouldn't suspect.
#151 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:55am by asmadasrabbits
Then ask your wife wht that is. You don't know if she's a lesbian. But u should also talk to the coworker.
#152 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:59am by You_got_it_bad
Ross again?
...hope u find ur Rachel soon...
and, do not read others messages, you will always find out something you do not want to find out...
dude go with the 3-way option. we really need the what's the big deal button to get made for FML's like these.
#176 - On 08/14/2009 at 8:53am by _THE_MASTER_
Because some guys aren't sex-crazed fucking morons who think of nothing but how awesome threesomes are. Prick.
#178 - On 08/14/2009 at 9:11am by Chfanfiction
Haha I totally agree with the threesome comments.. You should have texted her back pretending to be your wife telling her to meet up at your house later and BAM you have a threesome :P... Come on dude gotta be quick!
look at the bright side, at least the message didn't come from a guy lol ^_^
and see if you can get a threesome as well lol ^_^
Sounds like you've stumbled across a threesome opportunity. Go make the most of it.
#189 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:07pm by RespondomaticMan
Det suger, hörru. Konfrontera henne och ge henne en chans att förklara innan du tar förhastade beslut. (Lättare sagt än gjort, I know.. :/)
Hursomhelst har du en axel att gråta på om allt skulle skita sig :)
#191 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:46pm by fyrtiosexarton
Well of course it could be a mistake, similar names could be next to each the in the phone, but later on if you using her phone, respect her privacy
#192 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:57pm by jumperdreams
You're all fucking morons. If she's actually cheating, then I'm gonna go ahead and say she is NOT INTERESTED IN A THREESOME!
Who is your wife fuucking on the side? Subzero? "Warm hands and mouth". Most people prefer wet and warm. Hmmmm....
Did u think that just maybe she has her co-workers name in replace of a males name just for the fact that at first glance if you were to lookat her phone like u did u would see a females name and not look any futher into it...
YDI for reading your wife's text messages.
Also, it's totally possible that it was an accidental text message. My friend's boyfriend's name is right below mine in her contacts list & I get messages meant to go to him all the time.
This is why you shouldn't snoop. You get the wrong idea, confront the other person, & when it turns out to be nothing, you just look like a huge nosy jackass.
#200 - On 08/14/2009 at 7:26pm by Jellyfeltz
threesome opportunity ^_^....just dont let the kids watch :D
#206 - On 08/15/2009 at 2:53am by EveryDayJackAss
if ur wife is playing u, and if she's smart, she'd save the names of whatever new men she meets as names of Females. Duh!!!!
Your wife has good taste. Wouldn't you rather have pussy in your mouth than a cock? Yep... She's a smart one
maybe your wifes hands are delightfully warm and the coworker just likes to warm up!
and maybe your wife just has a way with words?
:D
if not then your ross geller.
#214 - On 08/26/2009 at 1:51am by youeffinhomoxx
that's an FML? more like an open invitation for the co-worker to join you and the wife at home for dinner ;)
#215 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:18pm by Averageman
dude don't be all like fml cuz ur wife is bi that's awesome
#217 - On 01/30/2010 at 9:00am by The_FML_master
