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Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51992) - you deserved it (5822)

On 08/13/2009 at 5:49pm - love - by rick (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:59pm by akkid17

See in context

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

#1 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:59pm by birds

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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